I ate too much salt.

I listened to a podcast about a mystery person who turned out to be Sonia Sotomayor.

A flawed translation turned me into a lawyer.

Getting my travel plans done seemed like trying to type SHIFT, CONTROL, W and B with one hand simultaneously. Except I can’t do that.

I signed up for a class.

I resisted saying I didn’t want his services because his services suck. I just said I didn’t want them, thank you.

That’s how life is. A cloud the size of Düsseldorf enters the restaurant.

I lived alone.

My boss had to put his dog down and it was much harder than he’d reckoned.